first, we had gay or european.
soon after, there was pregnant or fat, guy or girl, and then, of course, transvestite or german.
NOW we have: hipster, or orthodox jew?
surriously, I saw a jewman the other day, no peyes but big ass beard and hat, wearing skinny jeans and hipster loafers. I was stopped at a light and stared at him, that is, until this other jew man, not ortho but wearing a yarmulke (isn't it CRAZY how that's spelled??) and tryna sell flowers on the street walked up to my open window and asked me if he gave me a flower for free, would I marry him. he was ugly and fat and jewish and relentless. #crowneheights
SPEAKING of hashtags, yes, I got a twitter. I know, I've always hated on it, but y'all know I also always just wanted one. I have 6 followers, four of them are random companies tryna get me to notice them, and the other two are caroline, and the john dory oyster bar. my brother knows I have a twitter, and I follow him, but he's not following me.
speaking of the john dory oyster bar, I'm finally working there again. yip!
ok guys I really have nothing good to say. but hannah, I'm interested in your adventures.
here's a photo to consider:
I am following you on twitter!! I need to take a twitter tutorial though, help a sista out
ReplyDeletehipster or orthodox jew! I love it. good times. LOVE TIMES!
ReplyDeleteps I have been singing champions of the world a lot these days.