It's me. Strep. On your vagina! So lovely to meet you, really. I mean, I really don't even feel like going into it at all, except I already have and I already will. So my strep has returned which means that I definitely have something horrible brewing inside of me and my clit is about to fly off the handle of my broomstick. There's no better way of putting that. Adam gave me a bacterial infection for the ages. Fuck.
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Ok, so then my next thought is this... this morning I saw two girls making out on the subway. One girl looked like a dude. The other girl looked like a gal. They were macking and caressing and no one else seemed to care or notice. Why did I care and/or notice? Immediately after that I all of a sudden noticed VIVEK ON THE SUBWAY. Our eyes held each others gazes for a moment or two before we cease and desisted (what?). We kissed cheekside and said yo mama let's chill with dem babies lata. So he gon be my babydaddy.
Remember that episode of the Babysitter's Club where Lisa (I think??) started like taking diet pills and then was up all night baking cookies and never sleeping?
How did you get fancy with the font/colors/frightening web pages?? Is it a mac thing?? If so I may finally convert.. I am sorry about your strep vagina, is this a known condition? I am confused.
ReplyDeleteWait. I'm so happy that you ran into vivek. you guys are destined to be friends. PLEASE BE FRIENDS.
ReplyDeleteI'm also really sad about your streppy vagina. are you sure it was adam? these things can happen for lots of reasons.